Monday, November 7, 2011

The vacation Blog... Day 1.

Uneventful day 1 in my Stepmother land... Whats that? Im only 12.5% Puerto Rican hence stepmother. Africa will always be the mother land!! Landed at about 1300 Puerto Rico time which doesnt observe daylight savings so the hour gained was immediately lost!!  Picked up a bomb ass 2012 Ford Expolorer rental.  Im telling you this thing is nice.  Might have to start a Darz fund to get one.  checked into the hotel, sat some stuff down and went to eat.  Little place (all the places are little ) called Soleil.  Right on the beach.  Ordered Chuletas Can Can.  Puerto Rican style deep fried pork chops.  Pretty good but I wont be ordering again.  Weather is great.  Yall know I like it hot.  Upper 80's but humidity makes it feel warmer.   Humidity @ 200%.   Ok Im exaggerating but Ive never air this thick!!  Is it easier to get drunk the more humid or less humid? Doesnt matter. Ill let yall know!!

Friday, November 4, 2011

TWAT-D


Friday, September 2, 2011

Facebook classic 9-2-2009!! Gotta read the responses!!

is pissed my burrito didnt have any jalapenos. They think they doing me a favor not giving me jalapenos? Im pissed!!!
· · September 2, 2009 at 1:00pm

  • Tee Kimmons likes this.
    • Nicole Thibeaux-Patterson Haynes · 109 mutual friends
      Ummmm yeah they knew what they was doing! They were saving the babies at Football practice..... LOL
      September 2, 2009 at 1:06pm ·
    • Darryl Regan thats a cold shot maam!!
      September 2, 2009 at 1:08pm ·
    • Ramona Hodges You will be ok....lol
      September 2, 2009 at 1:11pm ·
    • Zonel Peters D you don't have a bottle of hot sauce stashed away somehere, LOL
      September 2, 2009 at 1:19pm ·
    • Darryl Regan I keep bottles of liquid hotness stashed under my mattress Z. SMH at needing a 12 step program to get off the hotness.
      September 2, 2009 at 1:34pm ·
    • Darryl Regan Darling Nikki Thibeaux the kids are going to be punished regardless. I might as well go to taco bell(hate it) if you gonna give me a burrito without jalapenos!! Like giving me ribs without BBQ sauce!! Im still mad!! WTF? Ima blame me for steppin outside to talk on the phone. No Ima blame Tammy. Dont call me at lunch time or right before football practice !! I need to see my stuff made!!
      September 2, 2009 at 4:41pm ·
    • Tee Kimmons DYIN!!!
      September 2, 2009 at 4:42pm ·
    • Nicole Thibeaux-Patterson Haynes · 109 mutual friends
      LMBO!!! Dang D like that!!! Hmmmm poor babies LOL
      September 2, 2009 at 5:15pm ·
    • Darryl Regan Im pissed dammit Im pissed. This was a Prawns and chixken mix (no im not pregnant) with everything but my damn jalapenos. Come to think of it I had no cilantro either? WTF???Nice fresh sour cream and instead of old arse guacamole most places have this place has nice fresh avocado. Dont mean jack without my peppers dammit!!:mad!
      September 2, 2009 at 5:19pm ·
    • Tee Kimmons rotfl!!
      September 2, 2009 at 5:20pm ·
    • Darryl Regan NOT FUNNY THIBEAUX!!! YOU MUST BE THE GENERAL OR SOMETHING!!:mad:
      September 2, 2009 at 5:24pm ·
    • Tee Kimmons lol!!
      September 2, 2009 at 5:26pm ·
    • Darryl Regan I couldnt even finish it. Every time the phone rang I answered with a more angry voice. End of the day I was like "San Mateo this is Regan WTF you want?"
      September 2, 2009 at 5:26pm ·
    • Nicole Thibeaux-Patterson Haynes · 109 mutual friends
      D ummmm Hahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhaha!!!!!
      September 2, 2009 at 5:41pm ·
    • Darryl Regan Nicole I like my food spicy. Thats why I have 4 boys and 1 girl. 1 girl is cuz ex was gettin it while I had some stomach problems and couldnt eat spicy. Yeah I got a lil graphic. We grown. Grow up real quick!! Men I aint playing. Want boys go out for thai food and above. Might not be scientific but its Darzientic..
      September 2, 2009 at 5:48pm ·
    • Mary Rojas OH gee thanks for that info!
      September 2, 2009 at 7:26pm ·
    • Leslie Quick Darzientic...wow
      September 2, 2009 at 8:12pm ·
    • Nicole Thibeaux-Patterson Haynes · 109 mutual friends
      UMMM D TMI!!! But u right we grown and it sounds like you was doing it GROWN MAN STYLE spicy and all!!!! LMBO!!!!!
      September 2, 2009 at 8:37pm ·
    • Stacy Blanchard Thomas that's original.....Darzientic. LOL
      September 2, 2009 at 9:10pm ·
    • Darryl Regan I alwas KIR. Keep it Real. Get used to it.
      September 2, 2009 at 9:14pm ·

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Facebook classic from 9-1-2009!! Check out the responses.. Posted here because I couldnt post it from facebook in this format.

Someone told me I flirt too much. Im like I dont flirt I just always have nice things to say!
· · September 1, 2009 at 9:00am

    • Nicola'ville Gardner that's what I always say. I'm always gettin told I'm a big flirt...
      September 1, 2009 at 9:17am ·
    • Ro Typo U r a huge flirt. Not hating just stating a fact.
      September 1, 2009 at 9:25am ·
    • Leilani Bush You're an inspiration. Tee Hee.
      September 1, 2009 at 9:27am ·
    • Leslie Quick Yeah cuz asking me to run away with you at least once a week is just a nice thing to say.... lol
      September 1, 2009 at 9:59am ·
    • Darryl Regan LOL!!! I want our reality show!! Leilani you are my inspiration and you know it. Rosette I ever tell you how beautiful your smile is?
      September 1, 2009 at 10:05am ·
    • Darryl Regan Nicola we arent flirts. just misunderstood.
      September 1, 2009 at 10:05am ·
    • Alecia Cooper-Johnson U are so special.
      September 1, 2009 at 10:07am ·
    • Darryl Regan Alecia are you flirting?:)
      September 1, 2009 at 10:25am ·
    • Alecia Cooper-Johnson I just have nice things to say.. :)
      September 1, 2009 at 10:40am ·
    • Nicola'ville Gardner exactly what I say....lol
      September 1, 2009 at 10:54am ·
    • Leilani Bush SMH @ all this shameless flirting. LOL.
      September 1, 2009 at 10:57am ·
    • Darryl Regan IM tired of being misunderstood by my beautiful female friends.:(
      September 1, 2009 at 11:02am ·
    • Alecia Cooper-Johnson Ur just helping to bring out the best in all of them right Darryl?
      September 1, 2009 at 11:03am ·
    • Leilani Bush Oh Darryl. I don't mind. LOL. We're kindred spirits. I get told I flirt too much all the time. I can't help it if I'm nice and if I appreciate the beauty of a man's soul, spirit and face. Bwaaahhhaaa.
      September 1, 2009 at 11:03am ·
    • Amaris Antoinette It runs in the family apparently
      September 1, 2009 at 11:09am ·
    • Darryl Regan Im just a nice guy that appreciates his friends.:)
      September 1, 2009 at 11:09am ·

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Facebok Rap!!

Just to give you a taste of the Facebook rap...  Second guy rappin is 75 cent.  50 cents older brother.

Shimmy shimmy facebook puff.  Shimmy shimmy facebook puff.
We we like our friends and stuff.  We we like our friends and stuff.

Posting notes you like alot.  Posting notes you like alot.
Profile pics thats 10 times hot.  Profile pics thats 10 times hot!!

Girl I know that youre new to this, but its about time that I do this...
If you poke my girl Ill poke you back!  Poke me girl Ill poke you back!

I post lots of comments cuz i know you like to read this, laughs and brain food yeah thats how I feed this...
If you "like" my comments Ill "like" yours back!! "Like" my comments and Ill "like" yours back!

Girl you know you look good to me, posting hot pics is what I like to see!
If you post hot pics then Ill post them back!  post hot pics and Ill post them back!!

Got my group The Ghetto Movie Review, Reviewing movies is what I like to do.
If you join my group then Ill join yours back!  Join my group and Ill join yours back!

Thats all Ima give you for now...  Thankin 75 cent and Dr Dre Jenkins now from the La Raza Market off of Railroad here in pretty Pittsburg.  Yeah he followed me from the Meadowview Market in Sac...

Sunday, August 14, 2011

I was on one Aug 14, 2010. And look at Djordis all up on my page!!

Rise and shine dammit!! Im up cuz my Ace which is your Lord our God doesnt like his time wasted.
Laying in bed awake not doing anything but watching TV and complaining
about what needs to be done is not the business. Dont make me start naming names!!
August 14, 2010 at 5:47am · Privacy:Friends Only · ·


  • Mark Muhammad likes this.

    • Djordis Panet Rios its 548am PST...go to bed. lol
      August 14, 2010 at 5:49am ·

    • Sylvia Thorpes Djordis please tell him!
      August 14, 2010 at 5:52am ·

    • Djordis Panet Rios I know I know..Sylvia remember he's a leo...stubborn..lol
      August 14, 2010 at 5:54am ·

    • Pamela Tate I'm up Darz -- don't wanna be though! The kids have Back to School haircuts this morning and then they have a Jr. Giants game at noon. I just looked at what I typed and I'm ready to go back to bed. LOL
      August 14, 2010 at 5:56am ·

    • Darryl Regan I started to go back to bed but Ace reminded me that my mind is less clouded and far more fresh at 5am then any other time during the day. Not a minute wasted. Im up. Im dressed. Im ready to do this!! Love you lady friends!!
      August 14, 2010 at 5:58am ·

    • Darryl Regan Sylvia how is the baby and I dont know the name!! makes me wanna start a second tribe!!:)
      August 14, 2010 at 5:59am ·

    • Djordis Panet Rios DR..I'm on the east and I'm up bcuz I'm waiting for a fed ex sat delivery n hv to go to memorial service. Otherwise ill still be in bed.lol
      August 14, 2010 at 5:59am ·

    • Shelita Young Name em'!
      August 14, 2010 at 6:00am ·

    • Djordis Panet Rios I'm so tired...got 4hrs sleep..ugh
      August 14, 2010 at 6:00am ·

    • Darryl Regan Good lord Ima put a good word in with Ace for you ladies!! He tazed me when I went back to sleep on a Saturday. Thats where "Time wasted is time unappreciated" came from. Raise your asses and be productive!!:)
      August 14, 2010 at 6:01am ·

    • Darryl Regan Hasnt come to that just yet She She!! And what are you doing miss 8:02am lady??
      August 14, 2010 at 6:02am ·

    • Djordis Panet Rios I am..I am up. I think
      August 14, 2010 at 6:02am ·

    • Djordis Panet Rios Who me? Fedex man..waiting on him n then a funeral later on.
      August 14, 2010 at 6:04am ·

    • Pamela Tate It's gonna be a day Darz! 10 wants his hair cut into a faux hawk and the name of his school or their mascot, which is a lion (yeah, yeah the Leo thing except he's a Taurus) cut into his hair. Talk about a fight! 8 year old princess decided to cut her own hair a few weeks ago because she "needed her haircut for school" so today they will try to fix what she did. Maybe I need to bring a flask of Patron with me?
      August 14, 2010 at 6:06am ·

    • Darryl Regan DJ I know what your doing and you would have been the 9:02 lady. Now the 8:06 lady is She She. Needs to be in slippers and house coat (country for bathrobe) fixin Eggs, grits, bacon and or sausage, pancakes and or waffles with the syrup warmed up and the butter slightly melted. Hair a mess... looking tired and grumpy and asking herself "What if this is as good as it gets?:)
      August 14, 2010 at 6:08am ·

    • Djordis Panet Rios Omg..u hv a task there Pamela..good luck
      August 14, 2010 at 6:08am ·

    • Darryl Regan OMG Pam!!! Not nice to make me fall out the chair this early!!! Wow!!! I just did some housework and am contemplating washing LiSa so if I get pulled over and she gets towed she can make all the other impounds jealous!
      August 14, 2010 at 6:10am ·

    • Djordis Panet Rios U cooking DR? I'm kinda hungry. I know u know how to fix breakfast. U did for cacha. Yup..like that! Lol
      August 14, 2010 at 6:10am ·

    • Darryl Regan LOL!!! Cacha kind of made me see the light. I have a feeling we havent seen the end of her.
      August 14, 2010 at 6:14am ·

    • Pamela Tate Thanks for the well wishes! I'm packing baseball gear and about to get myself together before I wake them up. The peace in the house is perfect. There is only the slight humm of the heater. The quiet before the storm troops begin running around the house.
      August 14, 2010 at 6:14am ·

    • Darryl Regan good lord reminds me of football season in the Regan household. Dad up at 5am getting kids up to get Darz Jr on the field at 7am for a game that started at 9am. Where was mrs Regan?? Sleep or ummm... You tell me??:not bitter:
      August 14, 2010 at 6:16am ·

    • Djordis Panet Rios Pamela..did u say heater? I know about those days. Although they r long gone I kinda miss them
      August 14, 2010 at 6:17am ·

    • Djordis Panet Rios I hd 2 games..youngest (Zontaj aka Taj) hd to be at park at 7a for 9a game. The oldest hd to be there at 10a for a noon game. Got a few sunburns. I will fix sandwiches..oranges . Game day cooler n it will b full of gatorade n let's not forget the chairs..my book n I was set to do some running on the sidelines..those were the days.
      August 14, 2010 at 6:22am ·

    • Darryl Regan I woulda made you do the MPR thing!!! Last season was my first with 2 boys playing. This year Im 130 miles away so my role is highly diminished. Maybe drive out Friday night. Games Saturday and back home later that night.
      August 14, 2010 at 6:26am ·

    • Djordis Panet Rios MPR? What is MPR?
      August 14, 2010 at 6:28am ·

    • Darryl Regan A prent usually that gets volunteered to handle the chains and yard marker. Work the scoreboard. Not sure what it stands for.
      August 14, 2010 at 6:36am ·

    • Djordis Panet Rios Oh ok. I was the president..in charge of all the activities to make $..had the snack bar off the hook..sold tshirts..made flyers and so on. I was so involved I spent more time at the school that at home..lol
      August 14, 2010 at 6:39am ·

    • Darryl Regan We need you in East Palo Alto!! Come hither!!!
      August 14, 2010 at 7:04am ·

    • Pamela Tate I'm the soccer team mom. So I start all of that in a couple of weeks. My husband coaches the boys so I'm their team mom arrange the carpools etc.and I'm on snack assignment and follow up for my daughters team. Jr. Giants is the only time I get to show up for games and enjoy!
      August 14, 2010 at 7:05am ·

    • Darryl Regan Love my lady friends!!! Reganites football teams love it when I show up in the 15 seater!!! "I wanna ride with Coach Darryl!!!" My boys get all proud!! "My dad is cool huh??" Im just sitting there cracking up to myself.
      August 14, 2010 at 7:08am ·

    • Djordis Panet Rios Good luck n hv fun Pamela. Once they get older etc all we parents hv is the memories from those gamrs
      August 14, 2010 at 7:08am ·

    • Djordis Panet Rios I hd like about 10 of the boys in my truck..after the game took them out to manuel's for some good mexican food. Don't ask how high was the bill...lol. Omg the sex questions n conv we hd..they will tell me they couldn't hv that conv w their parents. I did bcuz I rather educate them than hv them w babies. they all called me mom..
      August 14, 2010 at 7:19am ·

    • Darryl Regan ahhhh..... When my teams acted up in the car or van I made them listen to news.
      August 14, 2010 at 7:49am ·

    • Djordis Panet Rios Lol...I really enjoyed those times
      August 14, 2010 at 8:25am ·

    • Darryl Regan Lil Wayne would come on Id shout "Time for the news!!" And change it.
      August 14, 2010 at 8:27am ·

    • Pamela Tate
      Listening to the news -- harsh Darryl! My oldest is 19 and soon to be 20, the best thing I did was use vacation days for everyone of his games during his senior year. I carpooled the team, hung out, talked about life, SAT, college applica...tions, girls, and how I was too young to become an honorary Grandmother or "Ate". I love all thoseguys and they still come by and talk with me, text me or hit me on FB. Definitely cherish the time-- it goes so quickly :-(See More

      August 14, 2010 at 8:31am ·

    • Djordis Panet Rios Cthu
      August 14, 2010 at 8:33am ·

    • Darryl Regan I know they do. Good subtle advice and I hope everyone takes it to heart.
      August 14, 2010 at 8:35am ·

    • Pamela Tate Me too cause I AM TOO YOUNG TO BE A GRANNY! LOL
      August 14, 2010 at 8:42am ·

    • Djordis Panet Rios I hear u Pamela ...those moments go by quickly ...but we cherish the memories .
      August 14, 2010 at 9:09am ·

    • Darryl Regan I better not be a grandad til at least 50.
      August 14, 2010 at 12:31pm ·

    • Djordis Panet Rios I sd that to my oldest DR. He md me a granny at 42.
      August 14, 2010 at 1:03pm ·

    • Darryl Regan well my oldest is 22. He bet not!!!
      August 14, 2010 at 1:09pm ·

    • Djordis Panet Rios I hear u..my oldest same age too
      August 14, 2010 at 1:11pm ·