iPhone 5S coming...

Here at the Queens center mall they De selling the first product I've seen with the 5s designation on the box. I just bought a Mophie juice pack air 2 weeks ago. This one is even an upgrade to the new one I have. 2500mah battery capacity and 5/5S compatible. Could  the 5S be the bargain basement and apple coming out with a phone above or below that one???  Can't wait to find out!!

Juan Darz Hernandez Lopez Iglesias gets down with some spicy cheese and steak k-saw-d-yas!!! Medium rare and well done.

This man is a fuckin idiot. I wanna hear an apology, a lawsuit, favorable divorce, his or her dog hit by a car and they goldfish die.

While Darz is away DJ will play...

August 20, 2011. I remember it like it was yesterday!!! Hows about you DJ?? Think Im get 3 just like them!!

I thought I was camping!! WTF??  Have fun before I got to New York maam???

What's with errbody saying "no filter" on their Instagram pics?? All pics on instagram looked messed up cept mine!! Y'all call it ratchet. Ima call em monkey wrenches. That's my "pondering this thing called the Internet" look.

Same person (Robert Brault) says...

"To truly forgive is to allow the other person to forget."

I say Bullshit!!! Ima remind them til the fuckin cows come home so the same shit doesnt happen again!!!

And his website gets more hits than mine!! I like my writing much better!! And he aint got no purty pictures!! Thats the look on my face when I think of yall patronizing a pinky low b*tch like him and not The world according to Darz!!! 

Rambling fun from Facebook today...

Good Lord this is the bomb!!!

Canon Canon EOS 6D Body 20.2MP Digital Camera

Canon Canon EOS 6D Body 20.2MP Digital Camera