Sponsored by the Pittsburg Chamber of Commerce, the Pittsburg Seafood Festival is the Bay Area's largest annual event. In 2010, the festival will be moving from the waterfront back to its roots on revitalized Railroad Avenue.
Dates for the festival is the week-end after Labor Day, September 11-12
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
How I almost overpaid for my Lincoln!! A good read!!
Well well friends another "E true Hollywood story of Darz" I planned on keeping to myself but funny how the mind works. Most of you know back in 2004 I was in the market for a Navigator. No not Escalade or some Japanese Luxury SUV. Navigator. now you would think this quest in the bay area would be pretty easy but let me tell you. It was harder then finding the next ex Mrs Regan. I was like forget it. Every Lincoln dealer in the bay had my cell phone, work phone and home phone number. Calling like crazy but waisting my time. Well after about 6 months Im about ready to give up and wait for the next model year when Menlo Lincoln calls. They insist the have the Black Navigator fully loaded yadda yadda and get here cuz its sure to go fast. It was a Sunday and I know from experience Sunday's are big car shopping days so I rush on down. Well I get there, see the Nav and it was almost perfect but still not what I wanted. I decide to walk around the lot since I was there and OMG!! I see a black on black Lincoln LS. Not your typical LS. Had a tail on the back, larger wheels and a full size spare. Im giving it the looky loo and right on cue out comes a salesperson. "Hi!! My name (who cares) and I see you are interested in my car!!" He says all jovial just like a salesperson. Im like (yeah I say like alot) "Your car?" He says 'Yes. Im the owners son and sales manager. Best Lincoln Ive ever driven. It is for sale. We are only allowed to keep them 6 months. Now as the owners son you can imagine all the maint..."I cut him off. "So your the sales manager? So know matter who sells the car you get paid right?" He says Affirmative!" with a cheesy ass smile. Im thinking aint no way a trekkie is selling me a car. He asks "Have you been working with one of our top notch salespersons?" I respond "No but I deal best with women (tell yall something you didnt know) if you dont mind." He said "Not a problem. Let me get Kathy. She has been with us since our inception." Already I hate the way this guy talks but he's about to go the way of the dodo anyway so I respond "Kathy wouldnt happen to be the one thats been watching us in the brown business suit would she be?" he says "No. Thats Lisa but shes new and..."I cut him off again. "Thats ok. I want Lisa." Old Hustler or new wannabe hustler. Which would you pick? Plus the dealership has been there 30 years so how old would that make Kathy? She aint falling for my game. "She'll be right out but please take it easy on her. Like I said she's new." "So am I" (whatever your name is) I said smurking." Im watching as they talk and after 30 seconds or so here she comes. Good Lord now let me tell you about Lisa. She is about 5'7" in what looks to be about 4 inch heels and about 140 pounds (yeah Im good like that) wearing a brown skirt business suit that fit like it meant all business in more ways then one. Skirt slightly above the knees and somewhat tight fitting with a small split in the back. How could I see a split in the back from the front? I deverted all 4 of my remaining senses I didnt need to my vision. I can see through things and believe me the xray vision was on point. White blouse with the first two buttons open and collar on the outside of the jacket. Medium length light brown hair just flowing on this nice Sunday morning... I come to the rest of my senses and give myself a mental look over. casual relaxed look wearing Green polo cargo shorts, nike boots and a tan oversize golf type shirt. You know like an izod or polo short sleeve. Tan Polo hat on backwards. I gotta tell you I felt like straightening my hat real quick. Anyway she gets to the car and extends her right hand holding a clipboard in the left. "Hi. My name is Lisa and Ill be selling you this car today!!" I extend my hand and shake hers saying "Well Im Tony. Nice to meet you and how do you know Im buying this car today?" She said with the confidence of my Lion Queen (how do they do that?) "Well Tony. Thats my job. you are going to let me do my job arent you?" batting her eyes playfully and she gives a slight giggle. I love giggles. I respond "Well that all depends. I have a job here to." She asks "And whats that?" I said "To evaluate you. Lets see what you got. Tell me about this car." "I thought youd never ask" she says kind of giddy. I was thinking I could have talked all day. "You are looking at a 2004 Lincoln LS ultimate with some custom features. Inherently this car comes with a 1 of a kind 3.9 liter V8 putting out 280 horse, Drive by wire transmission and has an almost perfect 50 to 50 weight balance." Now she hasnt told me anything I dont already know so I try to trip her up... "And how to did they establish the 50/50 weight balance?" I ask smart mouthed. She answers "They located the battery in the trunk." Im so damn impressed. She asks now somewhat seductively leaning on my car... wait.. the car that is "Would you like to take it for a spin?" I responded "I thought youd never ask!!" She responds "Like that?" Im thinking deja f*cking vu!! Scuse the language but I respond "yeah like that." "Let me get the keys..." shes says as she bounces off.
To be continued... sorry so long before getting to the action but this one is in my head so vividly!!!! Things are about to really heat up!!
To be continued... sorry so long before getting to the action but this one is in my head so vividly!!!! Things are about to really heat up!!
Monday, August 30, 2010
The dreams I have on only 2 hours sleep!!!!
Just wowww with 4 w's. Im no hypocrite so no preaching, holier than thou condescending arrogant attitude today... well this morning at least. Lets KIR... the whole day? Anyway I swear in 2 hours of sleep I broke at least 8 of our ten commandements and woke up smiling about it. Dear Ace (The Lord our God) I have no idea how that monkey got in my bed. From 0730 hours til 1159 hours I shall be busy repenting. Dont start no sh*t cuz you'll make me have to start over. PSA over. back to your favorite docucomemysdramathriller known as "The world according to Darz."
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Pittsburg Seafood Festival!! Off the hook!!
Pittsburg Seafood Festival
Saturday, Sep 11 10:00a to 8:00p
at Railroad Avenue at 5th street, Pittsburg, CA
Price: General Admission is $8; kids under 6 are free with a paying adult
Age Suitability: All Ages
Sponsored by the Pittsburg Chamber of Commerce, the Pittsburg Seafood Festival is the Bay Area's largest annual event. In 2010, the festival will be moving from the waterfront back to its roots on revitalized Railroad Avenue. Dates for the festival is the week-end after Labor Day, September 11-12
Creator: Scriabine
Creator: Scriabine
Other Future Dates & Times
| Date | Time | Type | Tools |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sun, Sep 12 | 10:00a | |
Location & Nearby Info
485 Railroad Ave.
Pittsburg, CA 94565
Saturday, August 28, 2010
A difference between men and women according to Darz...
Lets go back to early stages of puberty. Ill wait cuz I know some have to go waaaay back. Ok. Wasnt much of a difference in what males and females saw in eachother. For the most part from both sexes it was all about how cute someone was. Wasnt about money or status cuz we really had none. Same through high school but in my opinion women slowly started, and I mean slowly started putting less emphasis on looks and more on social status. IE the star of the football or basketball team and so on. For men it was still about looks. Remember just my opinion. As we matured into young adults women put even less emphasis on looks and more on social status and "What he could do for me." I know plenty of dope dealers that would still be virgins if it wasnt for the Corvette, Ferrari and so on. Men still didnt care what you had or could do. As long as you had most of your teeth, some ass and working waterworks it was all good. Which brings us to full maturity and ready to settle down. Men wised up a little and put more emphasis on what can she do for "the home and raising our kids" yet still put too much emphasis on "what are our wedding pics going to look like.Women? Here's where you really lost. Not all but a percentage way too high for me. That percentage I speak of let intelligence, manners and respect basically go out the window when it came to what they would settle down with. Since when did the 50 cents, Akons, Rick Ross (think I threw up in my mouf a little) T.I. and so on become the "Man?" Dudes that look like they past out and all 5 of my kids took magic markers to them and had their way. Cant speak. Wear 50 pound fur coats in Vegas in August. But he has money!! Nevermind he has more gold in his mouth then Jlo has in her jewelry storage. But he has money!! Now there is still a high % of ladies that keep it real while dudes of the same age still dont. Looks dont matter. 8 times out of 10 it is what attracts us first. You see someone most of the time before you hear them. You might decide on whether or not you want to hear what they have to say based on what you see. With that said a man "lost" every time he says "What is she doing with him?" Dude do you even know him? Maybe he keeps her happy. makes her feel safe. Puts her needs before his wants and so on. Anyway little rant over. Speak on it please.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
The road less travelled revisited... Somewhat original!!
Darryl Regan A very rich man decides to take a journey of self discovery. Before partaking he prays to the Lord our God to guide him and help him make the right decisions. On his way he comes to a major dilemma. A fork in the road. Path to the right was well beaten and travelled. Path to the left was plagued with high brush and... hazard signs. "Do not enter. Bridge under construction. Wild animals." The man decided to ignore the signs feeling he was under the protection of the Lord. Needless to say his journey ended on that road where he met his fate. Upon reaching heaven the Lord told the man "Before I say what I have to say ill answer one question." The man asks "Lord I traveled far and wide knowing you were with me the whole way but why at the fork in the road did you leave me??" Our Lord looked at the man for a sec and said "Leave you? I was there the whole time. Who do you think put up the hazard signs?" Moral? Come up with your own but Im going to say yes our faith is blind not stupid!! yeah a Darz original.
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Monday, August 23, 2010
Road Rage at its best.... Ummmm or worse...
Police: Arm-wrestling loss sets off Fla. man
Updated at 06:33 AM today
FORT PIERCE, FL -- Police in South Florida say a 25-year-old man went into a violent rage after losing an arm-wrestling match.
Police say Erick Lee Blanton drove his pickup truck across a lawn, over a mailbox and at several people after losing on Sunday. Witnesses told Fort Pierce police he also drew a rifle and pressed the barrel against the forehead of the man who beat him.Police arrested Blanton at his home shortly afterward. He faces four counts of aggravated assault with a vehicle and one count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
It could not be immediately determined if Blanton has an attorney.
"dad we get no privacy... My answer... "You're fu*kin right!!"
Missing teen may have met man on MySpace
Sunday, August 22, 2010
SAN FRANCISCO -- Police in San Francisco are looking for a missing 14-year-old girl who may have gone out of state with an older man she met on the social-networking website MySpace.
Tiffany Alvarez was reported missing by police Saturday. For at least three months, Alvarez has been in contact through MySpace with a man believed to be in his 30s, police said.The man, known as Gino, is described as being 6 feet tall and having dark hair, dark eyes, a big nose, and a light complexion, police said. He may be driving a newer model silver Toyota Tundra pickup truck.
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