Quick new acronym for the day...

RAYOR : "Read at your own risk."  While sites put up NSFW which means "Not safe for work" Ima go a step further and look out for your mental health personally.  RAYOR.  Remember it.  You'll see it plenty times.

And yall think I have issues!!! RAYOR!!

Warning, this story is totally crazy and sick!  This guy should be locked up like Hannibal Lector.

France’s “Hannibal Lecter” said Wednesday a sexual urge drove him to kill his cellmate and “curiosity” about the taste of human flesh led him to cook and eat a lung he ripped out of the corpse.  He said he flew into an “uncontrollable” rage after his victim gave him a “dirty look” on January 2, 2007 after he ordered him to wash his hands after using the toilet in the tiny cell they shared with a third inmate in Rouen.
He said that after pummelling his victim, he took a pair of scissors and plunged it into his back, neck and chest a dozen times before holding a plastic bag over his head “for five minutes” to make sure he was dead. Then he decided to eat Baudry’s heart for his evening meal. “I take a razor blade and I open his chest. I plunge my hand in and I take out what I think is the heart but which in fact is a piece of lung, which I put into a Tupperware container,” he told a transfixed courtroom. “I did it out of curiosity to see what it was like to eat human flesh,” said Cocaign.
“What is terrible is that it (the lung) was good,” Cocaign told him, according to his testimony. “It has the taste of venison. It is tender. What I did I liked doing.”  “No one was listening to me,” the detainee said. “I took action, and then they took me seriously.”

Somebody whip her @ss!!!

(June 30) -- Abbi Obermiller, the 17-year old Ohio girl who disappeared June 6, has been found alive and well.

Acting on an anonymous tip, police searched the attic of an upstairs apartment in New London, Ohio, rented by Abbi's 20-year-old boyfriend, Robert Young. That's where they found the runaway hiding.

The girl was taken to a police station, where she gave the names of those who had helped her run away, according to The Sandusky Register.

"She was glad to see us. She told her mother she was ready to go home," Abbi's father, James, told The Norwalk Reflector.

WJW-TV

Abbi Obermiller, the Ohio teen who went missing three weeks ago, was found safe and well on Wednesday in the attic of her boyfriend's apartment.

Abbi vanished from her grandparents' home the evening of June 6. The girl left a cryptic note reading, "I just couldn't take any more of this drama. ... Hope to see you soon when all this blows over. Love, Abbi."

Today, Abbi met briefly with her parents and grandparents before being taken to the county juvenile detention facility. At a detention hearing, she was found guilty of obstructing official business and being an unruly child.

The judge ordered her to stay at the Erie County juvenile detention facility for at least another week.

According to her parents, Abbi was a well-behaved student who got straight A's at school and dreamed of being an oncologist. Relations between the girl and her parents had become troubled since she began dating Young, who the parents described as "very possessive."

"He didn't even want her near her friends during prom," Abbi's mother, Rose Obermiller, told Fox News on June 27. "She had this beautiful prom dress and she had to sit on the sidelines."

Young denied any involvement in Abbi's disappearance. Police told Fox News that Young sent Abbi a string of text messages telling her when to leave the house.

Young is now in custody at the Huron County Jail, according to the Norwalk Reflector.

Richmond for ya....

RICHMOND, CA (KGO) -- Two pit bulls burst into a family's one-bedroom apartment in Richmond Sunday afternoon. ABC7 first learned about this amazing story from our media partners at the Bay Area News Group.

It was a frightening moment for Mayda Estrella, her 4-year-old son and 22-day-old son. Luckily her little Chihuahua was there when two pit bulls stormed the family's home.
Estrella says they were having a barbeque outside and she had the door open when the dogs rushed in. She ran into the bedroom with her baby, grabbed the remote control and wacked one pit bull over the head.
Her 4-year-old son, Brian, jumped on his bed and as the other pit bull moved toward him, the family's Chihuahua, named Manchas, jumped in between the boy and the pit bull.
"And the dog just looked at Brian and just [took] the dog," said Estrella.
Animal control officers found Manchas dead, nearby. The pit bulls ran back to their home where the owner, who did not want to speak on camera, tells ABC7 they escaped by chewing a hole through their wood fence while he was away.
"Those dogs were followed to the residence," said Dan Barrett from Contra the Costa County Animal Control.
Animal control says the dogs, named Jade and Beast, are now subject to the dangerous animal ordinance. The owner says he is not going to appeal, which means the fate of the dogs is now in the hands of animal control.
When asked if the pit bulls needed to be euthanized because of what they did, Barrett said, "That would be my recommendation."
Estrella says it all happened within 10 seconds, but looking back, she believes Manchas may have saved her son's life. The owner of the pit bulls is not facing any criminal charges, but under the dangerous animal ordinance, he could be restricted from owning pit bulls in the future.

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Not a true story .....or is it?

A man and a woman were on the way home from a late night party at his brothers house. Riding along in together in total silence.. The woman finally turns to him from the passenger seat and says.. "Bear I mean Roger... i want a divorce. You cant give me what I want." The man says nothing.. Woman says "Im keeping the kids and while we were out I had your stuff packed up and ret to go"... Man says nothing but speeds up a little. "That prized classic bronco?? I had it taken to my sisters house.." Still the man is expressionless.. He just continues speeding along. "Oh and by the way Ill be taking this car too." The man is unfazed. now the wife is puzzled and getting upset she isnt getting to him. "Ohh and I had the dog put to sleep." The man remains emotionless but starts to veer off the road a little. Woman is pleased she seems to be getting to him now. "Ohhhhh and when your brother tonight said let me show you my trophy... HE SHOWED ME HIS TROPHY ALRIGHT!!!" Man just speeds up as he is approaching a dark tunnel.... still a little off the road mind you. Woman says.... "Well? Arent you going to say anything? " Man finally, calmy, peacefully says "Honey... thats ok... You can have all that... I dont want it. I dont need it. I have all I need right here." Woman is pissed now and snaps "WTF do you have right here?" He said "The airbag." True story.... So.. Anyone wanna go carshopping?

Ahhhh my 3 loyal friends!!

Much appreciated but ya'll must be lonely.  Maybe I can get us a dog or something.:)

Im up Im up!! Damn!!

Nothing like a nap in a 96 degree house on a hot black leather couch!!  Post office Run.  Store run to get my creative juices.  What to write about tonight?  Write tonight?  IDK....  Where is everybody??:)

Quick question of the day... Ok night...

My friends of color....  How do prefer your race to be referred to?  Black?  African American?  Hispanic?  Latino?  White folks dont bother with this one.  We dont know if you're Russian or German or Scottish til you open your Mouf!!! 

Quick word for the day

Angmusement:
 Feeling experienced during disagreement/misunderstanding that borders between anger and amusement.
Word provided by Darz.  Definition by Leslie.

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Darz & Ace... the beginning

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 Saturday, June 5, 2010 at 3:13pm | Edit Note | Delete

Ok I was going to keep this one to myself but its been gnawing at me. So last night I had this dream. Ya know one of those real life like type dreams that you remember as if it was happening in real time. I was watching "Why did I get married too" cuz it was late and Tyler Fairy always puts me to sleep. Next thing I know God appears in front of me. not the first time. We're cool like that. He says "Darz (yeah he calls me Darz) whats your problem? Im like "What problem?" He said "Im asking the questions!! Mind if I be in charge for awhile? Thank you very much!!!" I roll my eyes but not so he can see them which is dumb cuz God sees all. Anyway he asks why am I still single. I say "I dont know. Enjoying life alone and having fun. Plus Im not ready." Just then he raises his index finger and pow!! Lightning bolt to the forehead. "I was like God damn!!" He was like "Yeah??" I was like (with all the likes I say think valley ghetto boy) "What was that for?" He said "I created you in my own image and gave you a companion made from your own body so that you may..." I cut him off "Yadda yadda yadda!! Whatever!! been there done that. Lasted 15 years, a house and a whole lot of money. I only go down the wrong road once. Feel me??" Once again he raises his index finger but before I get the lightning bolt I jump into the fetal position and shout "Dont tase me bro!!!" The lord our God starts cracking up and says "Thats my fave Youtube video!!" Anyway he instructs me to try again and lays down a set of rules I should follow. I started to get smart mouthed and tell him look at where his commandments got us but felt I dodged getting tased once so why try my luck. So he says he has to go but will be back to check on my progress. He said "its time to shit or get off the pot. Fish or cut bait." So with that said...... IDK...:)

Just a little introduction....

Ok folks I figure most that visit this blog will have already known me but for those of you that dont here goes.  Name is Darryl.  Alter Darz.  I amost always have something to say about almost anything.  I know a little about alot and alot about a little.  Bring it.  Prolly be one of the most random blogs out there.  Hell I dont know cuz I really follow any blogs.  Some friends suggested I do this so I did.  No that doesnt mean Im easily inlfuenced but I do follow or believe in intelligence which I believe all of my friends have.  So feel free to follow.  Comment.  Post.  Whatever.  There will be no censoring or editing of anyone's comments here.  Ohhh... and keep in mind...  This is for Grown folks!!  18 doesnt mean your grown.  Only legal... in some states...  Bring a grown state of mind!!