Happiness is living life without fear. I fear nothing. Not the past present or future. You ask "What do you mean Darz?"
What about roller coasters?
Fuck a roller coaster. ! Im the scariest roller coaster out there!!
Rabid pit bulls?
Fuck a pit bull. Ill put a pit bull in a Darz hold (like a choke hold only better) and have that bitch gasping for air!
Getting hit by a bus??
Fuck a bus. Ive been hit by a bus. Next time the bus is catching a beat down! Make that a Darz down!
Heights? Claustrophobia? Coulrophobia?
Fuck all of the above!! And yeah Ill even beat down a clown!
Snakes? alligators? Sharks?
Fuck em all. They should fear me!! Bitches all make a good pair of shoes!
KKK??
Fuck them too!! You didnt see them bitches catch a Darz Down on the 10 oclock news?
Babies mama drama?
Pfffft... Fuck em twice. Wait, I guess I did and fuck Maury too!! dont need him!
Rogue inlaws??
Fuckem sideways!! Fuck with me theyll need a big straw to feed em!
Yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil cuz thou art Darz!!
Fuck with me you'll be like some cartoon character seeing stars!!
I have 6 speeds and they all move forward. There is no reverse.
oppose me and I feel sorry for you and the troubled waters you bout to traverse.
Youve been warned, notified and even served.
You over there saying "I cant believe he said all that!!" Yeah I got that kind of nerve.
See you in traffic.
What about roller coasters?
Fuck a roller coaster. ! Im the scariest roller coaster out there!!
Rabid pit bulls?
Fuck a pit bull. Ill put a pit bull in a Darz hold (like a choke hold only better) and have that bitch gasping for air!
Getting hit by a bus??
Fuck a bus. Ive been hit by a bus. Next time the bus is catching a beat down! Make that a Darz down!
Heights? Claustrophobia? Coulrophobia?
Fuck all of the above!! And yeah Ill even beat down a clown!
Snakes? alligators? Sharks?
Fuck em all. They should fear me!! Bitches all make a good pair of shoes!
KKK??
Fuck them too!! You didnt see them bitches catch a Darz Down on the 10 oclock news?
Babies mama drama?
Pfffft... Fuck em twice. Wait, I guess I did and fuck Maury too!! dont need him!
Rogue inlaws??
Fuckem sideways!! Fuck with me theyll need a big straw to feed em!
Yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil cuz thou art Darz!!
Fuck with me you'll be like some cartoon character seeing stars!!
I have 6 speeds and they all move forward. There is no reverse.
oppose me and I feel sorry for you and the troubled waters you bout to traverse.
Youve been warned, notified and even served.
You over there saying "I cant believe he said all that!!" Yeah I got that kind of nerve.
See you in traffic.
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