Not a true story .....or is it?

A man and a woman were on the way home from a late night party at his brothers house. Riding along in together in total silence.. The woman finally turns to him from the passenger seat and says.. "Bear I mean Roger... i want a divorce. You cant give me what I want." The man says nothing.. Woman says "Im keeping the kids and while we were out I had your stuff packed up and ret to go"... Man says nothing but speeds up a little. "That prized classic bronco?? I had it taken to my sisters house.." Still the man is expressionless.. He just continues speeding along. "Oh and by the way Ill be taking this car too." The man is unfazed. now the wife is puzzled and getting upset she isnt getting to him. "Ohh and I had the dog put to sleep." The man remains emotionless but starts to veer off the road a little. Woman is pleased she seems to be getting to him now. "Ohhhhh and when your brother tonight said let me show you my trophy... HE SHOWED ME HIS TROPHY ALRIGHT!!!" Man just speeds up as he is approaching a dark tunnel.... still a little off the road mind you. Woman says.... "Well? Arent you going to say anything? " Man finally, calmy, peacefully says "Honey... thats ok... You can have all that... I dont want it. I dont need it. I have all I need right here." Woman is pissed now and snaps "WTF do you have right here?" He said "The airbag." True story.... So.. Anyone wanna go carshopping?