I love you Miss Porterhouse!

Darryl Regan

24 minutes ago

"Hi baby. Aww you missed me? Yeah I missed you too. I know it was cold in the freezer but it was for your own good. Of course Ive been behaving!! Well... I do have a confession to make. I spent a night with your sister. Ok ok ok... 

I ate her. Well you were in the freezer and a man has needs!! I thought we were in an open relationship. Let me make it up to you. Tonight its just me and you. Of course Ill eat you!! A man in the 2000's that says he doesnt is a liar!! Get some rest and Ill prepare a dinner just for me... I mean us!! Love you!!"

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• Majeedah Al-Malki, Tricee Powe, RobChris Norwood and 3 others like this.
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  Deb Kersey lmao!!! that was a good one!

  19 minutes ago · Like
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  Darryl Regan please dont make fun of my relationships. I know they are unorthodox... and fattening but it is what it is!! She loves me!!

  18 minutes ago · Like
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  Corey Alexander @ least it's a porterhouse. The best of both worlds! :-)

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  Darryl Regan Glad you didnt say Tbone!!

  16 minutes ago · Like
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  Corey Alexander I don't eat them often, but as a Chef I know my steaks, lol

  14 minutes ago · Like
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  Tina Thompson You are hilarious D. LOL!!!

  13 minutes ago · Like
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  Deb Kersey we just gonna pray for you and be happy that someone loves you...even if it is a 4oz piece of meat!

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  PoetikLover Jhn I gotta admit D you had me going! Lol. Oh yeah and I don't eat.....And I'm sticking to it.....Lol

  10 minutes ago · Like
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  Darryl Regan 4 ounce? Who lied to you? I dont like skinny!! BTW while yall htin lets deduce...Eatin a porterhouse never had a man sweatin at night waitin for results from the cliniic!! Spendin the night with a porterhouse never lead to a man being on Maury talkin bout "WHen it comes to baby calf (insert name here) You are the father!!"

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