During a recent
interview the interviewer made the comment and question "We've been
following you for awhile and find it amazing how marketable you stay. What’s your secret? I responded...
Well first of all no woman wants a man that’s
one dimensional. He needs to strive to
keep himself interesting.
Always strive to be
better then the next man, or you'll find her one day looking for the next best
thing.
When she comes home
tired and stressed and tells you she had a bad day, do something to brighten
her night.
No I’m not talking
about changing the bulbs in the house to fluorescents. A monkey can screw in a new house light.
Prepare her a special
dinner, run her bath and burn her some scented candles, get the evening set for
high romance.
As soon as she starts
to let the water out, meet her there with a towel while playing her favorite
love song and ask her if you could have this slow dance.
Gently take her hand
and lead her to the bedroom, which is strategically set up with her favorite
oils and lotion.
As you gently rub her
down and massage her, remind her of your moonlit nights on the beach, listening
to the waves come crashing in from the ocean.
As she lays face down
and you make your way to her inner thighs, slowly and gently kiss her on the
small of her back.
Slowly part her legs
and....
"Whoa whoa whoa!!!" the interviewer
shouts. "When I asked how you stay
so marketable I wasn’t referring to with women.
I meant the Facebook status update where you said you had 13 jobs in 8
locations in 25 years with PG&E!!"
I responded embarrassingly "Oh that kind of marketable. Ummm let me get back to you on that
one."
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