Another Darz original. Mirro mirror dedicated to my tribe.

Mirror Mirror. A Darz original....










...Mirror mirror on the wall



I have some wishes and ill try to keep them small



I wont be disappointed if you cant fill them all



Let's get started.. I need a new baby momma. Not too short and not too tall.



Lets make it easy. Just have Janet Jackson to give me a call.



Oh and I need some money. About the amount her brother Michael made off his album Off the Wall.



Im mopping my floors with dirty water you know. I cant afford Pinesol.



Id like to be able to disinfect with lysol or even rubbing alcohol.



And and and my son is on the field in sneakers. Not a good look for football.



And Id like to buy Noah a GI Joe. Tired of him playing with a hand me down Barbie Doll.



And and I shouldnt have to keep robbing Peter to pay Paul.



And Id like to send my kids to private school. Im tired if them saying things like aint and yall.



And and and Im forced to take generic aspirin cuz I cant afford Midol.



And and my Lincoln is tripping. Apply the brakes and it tends to stall.



And it would be nice to not have to shop at the flea market cuz I cant afford the mall.



And please more video vixens and black tail type models. Tired of these plastic women with fake boobage and suffering from Noassatall. ( no offense)



You know Im a good guy and deserving and shouldnt have to scrape and crawl.



Am I asking for to much? Oh one more thing. A Navigator for all that new money Im getting. Makes it easy to haul.



Thanks in advance.