My great 4rh of July!!!

Alright friends. While y'all were yucking it up on the 4th eatin BBQ and skrimps and drinking cheap liquor your Darz was laid out on his garage floor in some serious pain. Bad slip and fall. I decline to comment on how it happened. I'll tell u I have a busted lip and what looks like rugburn on the left side of my face. Last time I got rugburn I was having a good time. This was not a good time. I'll be in hiding tul I no longer look like u just got my ass whooped.