Ok In was going to turn this into the usual joke mixing fact and fictionn but this one goes down verbatim. I had a mini vacation of all places on Stockton Blvd and Fowler in Sacramento. A Friday night about 9 to 10 pm I go to the corner store for a sandwhich. When I come out a lady of the night (putting it nicely) is standing outside. I swear for God she was fine!! Good lord Im thinking what is she doing on the street?? Anyway She says "Daddy you have a dollar cuz I aint made no money yet. I smile and give her a dollar and she starts spittin game!! "So you out here with your family?" I guess its obvious Im not from the area. I said "Naaw just chilling across the street for awhile." She said "Oh so you with yo girlfriend??" I sad "Naaw just me." She "Oooooh dadddy can I come watch TV with you? Im tired and need a real shower!!!" I smile at her and say Naaaw Im cool. She says "You sure daddy? Im not trying to make you pay for anything! Shower and TV." Im like "Naaaw Im tired. Just want to sleep." She says "Ok well maybe tomorrow night. " I smile and say "Yeah Ill look for you tomorrow." Why was I at least 50% serious?? Anyway I was there another week and hadnt seen her again. I swear 100%
true story.
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