My top ten reasons why single is better then taken...

As I sit here I start to ponder on whats so good about being single. 1. My lincoln is always out front. 2. my bronco is always in the driveway. 3. I always have hot water. 4. If I dont wanna hear your mouf I politely say bye and rudely hangup the phone. 5. If I dont want to read what you have to say I delete you.... 6. I always like my cooking. 7. I prolly wont like your parents therefore they dont exist in Darz world. You can love them all you want. 8. I rather watch a movie alone then with a woman asking "Why did he do that? Whats going to happen next? Can you get me some popcorn and an icee? 9. If I forget to put the seat down (never happens) I dont have to hear about it til the cows come home. 10. All the porn I can watch stress free!! Take it for what its worth!!! Ask a single man if any of this is true!!!