Darz First date PT IV

So Im reluctantly at the pool table with Cacha (like I said everyone gets a nickname) and Im feeling really nervous. I have my camera setup to snap a picture every 10 seconds and we start posing. I have to tell you this woman super sexy. Ultra Sexy. Mega sexy and she knows what shes doing. I mean she is workin the camera. I find myself just standing there in awe watching. Finally I join in and find myself getting more and more into with every camera click. I start posing us. "Ok I want you side saddle right leg on the felt left leg relaxed. Dont worry bout what ima be doing. Ok now reverse. Left leg up right leg down. Hold on. Let me get a cue stick. Ok lay across the felt." I climb on the table (What am I thinking.... Oh yeah.. Im not) "Hold the stick. Left hand forward right hand back." I lay behind her spooning as if I was giving her lessons. We all know she could give me lessons in more ways then 5. We finally change into my favorites. The greys. All inhibitions are gone at this point. Im mentally trying to blame it on the gin but in reality I barely had enough for a half hour buzz. "Ok left leg on my right shoulder.You need a calf massage." Ohhh baby I sure do. I better limber up" she says. I start cracking up. "Yeah like a rubber band!!" I said. "What I tell you baby?? She says... Rubber bands break!!" I said "Ohhh like that??" She says "I hope not daddy!!" Now I cant believe what I said next next..... "Ok bottoms off" I said in a semi forceful mischievious way!! She said "Ohhhh like that??" I said "Yeah Like that!! Dont trip... that shirt is long and" before I could finish she said "Daddy Im not trippin. Im yours. I trust you." We go thru about 10 more poses til number 11 I said "Ok sit on the edge of the table. Legs slightly open. Once again dont worry what Ima be doing!!" She said "Mmmmmmm Like that?" I said "Raaaaawr" and gave her a lion snort and said "Yeah... Like that." Im thinking what?? huh?? Where in the helll did that come from? We both start just cracking up!!




At this point Im still standing between her legs. Both with tears in our eyes as they meet. I swear for goodness (remember Ace is still here. no swearing to God) Im not making this up but just like in a soap or chic flick the laughter stops. we stare at eachother and before I know it we are kissing. Im thinking is this really happenning? I mean I havent had sex since Aug 2007. I mean... this is Cacha!! A woman I wanted to ditch half hour into our date!! At this point Im harder then chinese math. Mind is racing. I cant formulate a single thought. Finally I come to my senses and start pulling away "wait wait wait...I cant" I said hardly able to breathe. She said "honey baby. Dont trip. This is Cacha. You can trust me." Still hardly able to breathe I say "Yeah honey I know... Its not you. Its me. I know its been a long time since my separation and divorce but I still dont feel ready." Thinking that sounds damn cliche but in my case I really mean it. I slump over the pool table and put my head in my arms. She climbs off the pool table and walks over to me. "Daddy dont trip. I understand" as she rubs my peach fuzz head. My goodness what a touch. "Hold on" she requests. I raise my head to see what she's doing. She gets some linen, blankets and one pillow from my shelves which are clearly exposed. No she didnt snoop around my garage!! Not my Cacha!! What am I saying? My Cacha?. Anyway she proceeds to create a makeshift bed on the pool table. "Ok baby" she says in the sweetest voice, get comfortable." "Huh (and I never say huh)?" I asked like a 5 year old. "Baby act like Im not here and go to sleep." "Yes mommy" I responded cracking a slight smile. I climb up on the pool table and lay down on my right side. Left bent at the hip and knee. Right leg straight. Both arms around the pillow and I have it in a death grip. I fidget about a little trying to find the perfect spot kind of like how a dog does sometimes before settling. No Im not a dog. Gave that up in the 80's. Anyway Im on the far left side of the pool table wondering what comes next. I mean I dont know where it came from but Im really trusting her to the point if I fell asleep and she was still up I wouldnt worry about it. At this point she is standing on the opposite side of the table facing my back. She asks oh so softly..."How do you feel?" I say "Nervous." She says Well dont be. I got you!!" I laugh slightly and say oh like that?" As I look back at her now with a big smile. She smiles equally as big and says "ooooohh yeah! Like that." Now Im feeling fully relaxed. Just as I start to close my eyes she walks around and stands right in front of me. She doesnt say a word. Shes just looking at me with a smile. I sit up a little and say "What?" She says "Oh nothin." She leans forward a little and puts her right arm around me. Then she leans forward a little more and I feel her breasts press up against me as she puts her left hand on my shoulder. Im thinking Its coming. Peach fuzz time!! Instead she starts talking!! Im thinking wtf? If I wanted to hear voices Id turn on the TV. She asks "What are you thinking ?" kind of in a cute kids tone. "I just say "Mmmmmmmmmmm?" As if I had to think about it. She says "Ahhh come on. You can tell me." I say half lying "I was thinking about what such a nice time I had last night and now into the early morning." She said "Ohhh its not over" in the sexiest of tones. I said "Ohh like that??" This time she said "Maybe??!!?" Next thing I knew she swung her right leg around me and in one fell swoop she was behind me!! I was like "Damn!! Flexible!!" She said "Like a rubber band!!" I said "Rubber bands break. She said "Ohhh like that??" I laugh and say "I hope not." She said "Silly man go to sleep." Like I havent heard that before.



Anyway I try to relax but find it kind of hard. Not that Im uncomfortable but she is pressed up against me.Her right leg rubbing my right leg and her left leg stroking my left leg. So I ummm... well use your imagination. You're grown. Anyway I can tell you I havent slept that good in a long time. I sit up and stretch and look back at her and I gotta tell you I havent seen anyone long so good while sleep in a long time. She actually has a smile on her face. I tell myself Ill get up in a few and lay back down.Now as if she could get any closer.... Well she found a way!!:) Imagination. Use it. Snooze goes off on the clock in what seems like an hour later and in reality it was on 30 minutes. I look at the clock. 0630. I better get up. I pull myself from underneath her, start cleaning myself up a little and go to fix breakfast. I figure Sausage and eggs, grits and hash browns (I dont believe in one or the other) and wheat toast with grape jelly and orange juice. Just as I was finishing she shows up in the kitchen doorway stretching looking ohh so sexy. She gives me an "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm as she releases her stretch, I never took you for the type that could get down in the kitchen!" I said "Good cuz I cant. Breakfast is about all I can do." She said "Then breakfast is all we'll be eating!" I said "Like that??" She laughs and said "Mmmmhmmmm.... Like that." So we get done eating and she was very pleased. I look at the time and its almost 1100. I tell her "Ya know I gotta get you home. I have alot to do today." She said "Yeah I understand " looking a little disappointed. She uses one bathroom and I use another. All cleaned up we hop in LiSa and head for the bay. Right before getting on the freeway she asks "You mind if I sleep? Im still real tired. I say no I dont mind. Go on ahead." She asks me to wake her around Richmond and I say ok. She curls up in the seat and covers herself with my leather jacket. Im thinking "Where did she get that? I didnt wear it last night!!" Whatever.

I would say right around Davis guess who shows up? Come on now. Who do we all know that can show up in your car while doin 80? Yeah Ace. He doesnt say anything and neither do I. He is sitting in the back leaning forward on both seats looking like a kid that has some big secret and he aint gonna tell. I ignore him. Finally he says "Put on Hot tub time machine for me!!" I say "Aint got it." He says oh well and goes back to that 5th grader smug ass I gotta secret look. I ignore. He does this all the way to the Carquinez Bridge and I finally say "Alright W.T.F.??" No I really said W.T.F. and not what the f*ck. I dont care how close we are. Some lines you dont cross with Ace. He said "Thought youd never ask. Darz. im proud of you. You conducted yourself like a real man.You made a decision and as hard as it might have been, chinese math.. good one.. You stuck to it. Good job." I said Owe now Im Darz again huh?" He said Darz, Darryl whatever. For a rose called by any other name is still a rose." I said "You're corny." He said "Yo Momma!!" And started crackin up!! "See you in traffic!!" and he was gone. "Now I said what the f*ck? And no he didnt steal my line!!" I wake up Cacha in Berkeley. She says thanks with a smile and went right back to sleep. I wake her up again in front of her house. I said "Your home!!" She stretches and as she does I get out to get her door. She climbs out. My leather jacket still wrapped around her. I start to walk her to her door. She said "Oh baby you want to come in? I thought you were busy." I said ummm no Im just walking you to your door thinking her little ghettoness is actually kinda cute. We hug and I say Ill call you when I get home. She said "I doubt it but I understand." She cracks half a smile. I said "No really I will." She said ok. Hop back in LiSa feeling bad cuz I dont have sh*t to do but go to sleep. I gotta tell you it was a long quiet ride home. Cell phone turned off. No Ace. No music just thoughts. Mainly of Cacha. I get home and dont call. I look at my garage with clothes all over the place. I review our pictures and just smile. I go to sleep on our makeshift bed.... With Cacha on my mind.