Darz & Ace the beginning Pt II

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So anyway as I was workin my weed wacker listening to the good old stuff on the iphone My Ace Boon (you

all know him as the Lord our God) decides to pay me a visit. Him... "Whats up D? Workin hard or hardly workin??" He really thinks he's funny but he really isnt but who am I to tell him that. Im like "Workin hard as usual." Him..."Oh I guess you forgot about the fact yo ass was sittin on the couch eatin bon bons watching soaps and Maury for the past 6 months huh?" I was like...."Doctors orders." Him... "I said I invented the universe AT NIGHT NOT LAST NIGHT!! WHAT YOU THINK IM NEW? I LOOK LIKE YOUR LOCAL GOD OF THE DAY? I SHOULD TASE YOU FROM HERE TO INFINITY!!" Yeah he was mad but my ace boon knows Im a work in progress and cuts me more slack then most. All I could say was "You're right.." thinking to myself what a "God Complex.." I immediately looked up at him and he had the "Not funny" look on his face. SO he says "Why hasnt your relationship status changed? Its been over two weeks!" I said well you know Ace its rough out there. Good love is hard to find." He said "yeah it sure is when you are a gun shy wimp that goes around 24/7 with blinders on. You need to snap out of it. She could be closer then you think. Someone you talk to every day. Someone that likes to give you that wake up call. Someone that likes what you have to say. Someone that.." I interrupted him.... "Why is she so shy? Why wont she speak up?" He said "Why are you so stupid? Why wont you wise up?" Ohhh I was pissed thinking to myself "Who does he think he is? Godfucious?" I knew that was too much. I got tazed. "Are you focused now? Yeah I thought so he said. Lose your games and illusions of accepting applications for a woman and your dreams of peanut butter girl. Stop the look into my eyes bull and while your at it ask Alicia Keys for her dermatologist number. No business postin that close up. Now Ill be back sooner then you think." And with that he was gone. So with that said.... IDK??? WTF??