The mysterious ring!!!

    Once again Im sharing what I thought I would never share but I feel I have to because if there is one thing Im not its a hypocrite and other than racists hypocrites top my list as most undesirables but when I think about it I dont think you can be a racist without being a hypocrite but you can be a hypocrite without being a racist so for now Ima keep racist at the top of the list but that has nothing to do with the rambling I hope you are reading because I said all that to say if I can share the good I can share the bad and this one will prolly go into your "Yuck" file or have me hosting a show "Americas dirtiest man" if not only for 3 days or so but I need to preface the story with all that so Im wondering have you ever worked during an emergency in an industrial setting like a Power Plant well not like a Power Plant but in a Power Plant because thats where I worked for 12 years and we burned natural gas 99% of my 12 years there but we could also burn Bunker C which is a nasty fuel oil which is harder to get rid of once in contact with then a fatal attraction but that has nothing to do with Thomas Jefferson owning slaves so let me get back to my story cuz its getting long in the tooth already and where did that stupid saying come from cuz only Daywalkers vampires and Sabretooth tigers have long teeth and none of you have ever seen any of the above but back to all that emergency work I did to keep your lights on back in 2001 where we had some major gas line trouble and had to switch over to Bunker C to keep the boilers fired which took an all hands on deck type of operation cuz the old timers didnt remember how and us new guys could only apply what we learned in school so needless to say there were some problems like me taking hot oil to the clothes which wasnt that big a deal but taking it to the face kinda hurt so I went home after filing a pink slip cuz who knows what could have came of that accident and better safe then sorry but while I may be the biggest cat in more ways then 3 I still only have one life to live but that has nothing to do with going to general hospital so I took a super long bath and and got dressed to immediately return to the plant because well lets face it I really didnt care we were in danger of blacking out the bay area except for the fact my fambam lived there so I was going to make sure my lights were on but anyway my 3 year old daughter wandered into the baffroom as she called it and came back out as I was getting dressed and asked me for the gwey cwayon and I was like WTF but not to my baby girl cuz shes my only one but if I had two I might have said it but I just answered I dont have any cwayons and I said it like that because I didnt want to appear superior because lets face it its alot easier to talk when you have all your teef and thats how I said teeth to her also but stop sending me on tangents so she asks me gway cwayon colored bafftub and I was like wtf again so I look in the bafftub and there is a dark @ss grey ring around it as well as in the bottom and I was like o sorry honey but daddies magic marker fell in the tub and made a mess but dont worry cuz Ill tell mommy to buy you a gwey cwayon and she was satisfied cuz in her eyes and not only hers mine also I am superdad and I can perform magic and Im rich well thats only in her eyes cuz I know better but money went alot further 9 years ago and thats prolly cuz I was married but that has nothing to do with th Alamo so back to the subject at hand I jumped in the bronco and headed back to the plant and on the way I called the Misses and told her I dont know what happened to the bafftub but it needs some serious attention and Id do it myself but if you want lights I gotta get back to work stat so handle it and Ill see you in a day and a half which she started to cuss me out about and I just acted like I was going through a tunnel and losing reception which I realized was pretty dumb cuz there are no tunnels on 101 in between EPA and San Fran but I figured by the time I got home she would have forgotten so to make a long story short has this ever happened to you?