The Magazine shoot....
As we sat on the edge of the bed talking while waiting for the popcorn to finish so we could start the latest movie review I couldnt help but think why I didnt realize months ago how sexy she could make a ponytail, man beater and sweats look. She went on and on about the next issue of her magazine, or was it her kids? Hell for all I know it could have been global warming. It all sounded like Charlie Brown's teacher to me as I started to get mesmerized by the sexy friend in front of me I never gave a second thought about physically. Something in my mind just snapped and told me "Its time for you two to play ReinDar games!!" No not a typo. I said smiling Ya know the magazine is going to be great but I think its time you are featured. You need a naturally sexy shot for the story. Center yourself on the bed, lay back and and let me frame this." She looks at me like Im crazy cuz we've been hanging together for awhile and I rub off on folks like Poison Ivy. "What? Let me change at least!" I pause and give her slight scolding look and say "Whats natural about that? Trust me. Im a professional." She laughed and said "Lucky you're my friend or Id slap you!" Me with my stupid ass said "As long as the ringing in the ear is gone by morning Im all good." She said "Morning?" I give the patented "Nevermind."
She lays back back and I start to pose her. Still sitting on the front edge of the bed I say "ok now bend your knees and put your hands behind your head." She obliges looking at me as if thinking "Now what?" and asks inquisitvely "Ok now what??" I stand up in front of her and put my hands up as if Im framing a picture knowing I dont know what the hell Im doing but I saw it on TV and say "Mmmm looks good to me but let me get another angle." I now kneel on the bed and act like I stumble oh so slightly and catch myself by putting my hands on each knee. Another patented Reindar game trick." "Woaah!!" I say acting surprised. "Sorry about that. Looks good from here too but let me work some magic. Something about the look on your face isnt saying relaxed." I lean forward and hold my weight up with my right arm while coming oh so close to making contact with her body and say "Let me turn your head just a little." She says "Are you sure you know what your doing??" I hear alter egos in my head hi fiving and saying things like "If she only knew!!" I say "Of course." I turn her head to the left and say "Now close your eyes." She does and I say "Mmmm that looks good but it still looks like you are trying too hard." She says "Well what do you want me to do?" I pop up and say "Just hold that right there. Ill be right back." I hop off the bed with the energy of a kid on a sugar hi and start to bounce out the room. She shouts "Where are you going??" I shout back "To get my phone" as I search for it in the living room in my bag. She said "For what?" I shout back but much lower "Pictures." I hear the headboard hit the wall and can tell she jumped up "Oh no you're not!!!" She really shouts. I ask "Do you have a better friend? Are you saying you cant trust me? I thought not!!" not letting her answer. "She says "yeah ok but I want the phone after." I say "Not a problem" while remembering the last time a woman had my phone it had an unwanted fight with a hammer and lost.
I re-enter the room and say "Ok. As you were." She rolls her eyes but obliges. She didnt realize I also went to kitchen to fill a bowl with ice. Yeah Im stealth ninja like that. I get back in my position on top of her without making contact, grab an ice cube and run it down the left side of her neck. Not getting the response I wanted she shouted "WTF?" I say "Trust me. Its to give you a natural facial expression." She said "What look are you going for? Pissed off?" I laugh and say "Ok ok I thought you might have seen Spike Lee and Rosie Perez in Do the right Thang!!" She said "I did and that was the stupidest sh*t Ive seen!!" I crack up and say "Yeah I thought so to" knowing I dont agree. I said "ok close your eyes again and lets see if this works." She said "It better or its movie time." I sit up, cup both of her thighs and pull her into me. "With shock she says "Woah!!" I say "See!! The look is getting there!!" She laughs and I realize she is feeling whats going on but is playing the role of friend that can play and thats all. We are both single as a slice of velveeta cheese. Kind of like Kraft but only better. No laws are being broken here. I say "Eyes closed now!!" She smiles and says "Ok Im not looking but another ice cube and..."I stop her with an index finger across her lips and a "Shhhhhh..." I lean back on top of her but this time making very light body contact. I put each of her hands in mine over her head and she gives that "Oh Im feeling this smurk" and probably forgets Im watching everything she does. I position my face not more then half an inch from her neck and breath gently enough so I know she can feel my warm breath.. I move up toward her ear breathing with the exact same rhythm. I raise up so slightly and lower myself again as slowly as possible. I say directly into her ear "Mmmmmm.... Hows that?" Full on smile she answers "I hope you know what you are doing.." I say "Ohhh I know exactly what Im doing."
I release her right hand and I place my right hand in her hair and thumb on her forehead stroking it slowly. My mouth makes her way back down to her neck where I alternately kiss and nibble from the top down to and along her shoulder blades. She wiggles a little which further lets me know all is ok. I spread my legs between hers almost doing the splits with my knees fully bent raising her feet off the bed which causes her to adjust her body. I slightly apply more body pressure to hers and adjust my body by making a circular forward motion with my pelvic area which causes her let out a sexy "Mmmmm" as she arched her back and locked my legs in hers. It was as if to subliminally say "Keep doing what you're doing. You aint goin no where til I say you are." The way to win at Reindar games is to let the opponent think I relinquished control but just as in chess I stay 5 steps ahead.
My mouth starts slowly kissing from shoulder to shoulder stopping at her chin and just brushing across her lips. I start to get cocky... in my head that is... and think "The art of the tease. I know it well!!" The only time there is any fast movement is when my lips get close to hers and I dart away before she can make them connect. Reindar games has not had many opponents but the opponents that participated have played the game many times and I have yet to lose.
I raise up once again and stretch like a Lion just waking up. Oh know Im not tired. Its a chance for her to either admire whats soon to be back on top of her and give the green light for go or realize this is one of her best friends and if she continues the dynamics of their relationship is changed forever. She asks sounding frustrated "Why did you stop?" I say still kind of stretching and flexing with my arms behind my head. "I just had to stretch" I say softly. She said "Yeah right. You know this changes things between us??" I just smile and start to lean forward and say with a big smile "You know you talk to much." I go back to the mouth tease but this time as the lips meet they embrace like you wouldnt believe. I was..... Hold on. Phone ringing. No not the Darz phone. The house phone in front of me as Im typing. BRB all. Darz Jr. Sorry but Darz Jr fame and glory before finishing what might be this X rated story!!:)
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