I respond with "Ohhh I must have the wrong number. Is this Yadda yaddas office? Hold on while I check the number I dialed."
I picture her throwing back her head as she lets out a loud "Ha Ha!! Are you down in front? its much much too early for lunch!!"
Like the Lion King I am I give a stern "You know Im the Man! Im the boss!! I can grab my baby for breakfast, dinner but today lets call it brunch."
"Oooooh!! she says as if shivering, "Let me grab my coat cuz when your bossin I know that you're flossin, in the Bentley with the top down!"
I said with confidence "You know it but enough with the small talk, You know when I come for you I never walk and the Bentley is the best way to show off my baby around town!"
She said "Yeah ok, Ill be down in 5 and just be ready to keep saying the right things, It might get you some place, dont ask cuz I never kiss and tell!"
What seems like an eternity really is only 5 minutes out the front door she approaches with the grace of a gazelle.
I hop out the car and open her door, "Hey there my lady!! You look as good as me!! Something you want to give your man?"
"She takes a step back, "Looking for something on the first date? You can help me in your Bentley!" as she extends out her left hand.
"I snap back "Oh somebody wants to role play!! Play Reindeer games!! I must warn you I never lose!!"
She said "Baby you may have an impressive resume, even portfolio but you're not the only one on the top lists of who's whos!!"
To be continued cuz Darz has to take his lady seriously today....
You know just when to end it, don't cha?
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